Geez-- Y'know, thinking about it the title kind of gives away the whole story? Well, whatever, telling it anyway.
Used to travel with this group of losers, um, seven of us - doing this interplanatary research thing, yearly cycles, it's a whole other much longer story - one of the guys is called Magnus, name matches the description, uh, used to spend a good 80 percent of his time trying to make me and Lup and the rest of the team super impressed in the way that almost all 20-something mostly straight dudes do, with like, physical feats of strength. Lifting stuff, punching stuff, eating really large amounts of things, that sort. Almost never works, but it's kind of cute they try, right?
Anyway, one cycle we're regenerating and he immediately sees that we're on this sea planet, floating above the biggest ocean you've ever seen, and decides hey, this is his opportunity. Yells at both of us that he's gonna do an incredible sick cannonball and then runs right off the edge of the damn thing . . . and right into the mouth of the biggest Space Shark I've ever clapped eyes on.
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Date: 2020-10-07 01:48 am (UTC)Used to travel with this group of losers, um, seven of us - doing this interplanatary research thing, yearly cycles, it's a whole other much longer story - one of the guys is called Magnus, name matches the description, uh, used to spend a good 80 percent of his time trying to make me and Lup and the rest of the team super impressed in the way that almost all 20-something mostly straight dudes do, with like, physical feats of strength. Lifting stuff, punching stuff, eating really large amounts of things, that sort. Almost never works, but it's kind of cute they try, right?
Anyway, one cycle we're regenerating and he immediately sees that we're on this sea planet, floating above the biggest ocean you've ever seen, and decides hey, this is his opportunity. Yells at both of us that he's gonna do an incredible sick cannonball and then runs right off the edge of the damn thing . . . and right into the mouth of the biggest Space Shark I've ever clapped eyes on.
[LAUGHING AT HIS OWN TERRIBLE STORY.]
Funniest thing I've ever seen.