PC: PUSHUP GOD DUDE

[uhhhmagic]

gimme a minute i'll find a shitpost

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[robopriest]

...

[A long pause. Is it fine? Is it?]

Are you okay, Taako?

[uhhhmagic]

[why does everyone keep asking him this.]

. . . Yeah? In the general sense. I mean. Nothing to complain about, comparatively. But I was thinking about it. What if I have to? What’s the line where you, uh, cross. Just sorta feels like I’m sitting with my head in the guillotine and I’m just closing my eyes and kinda hoping the thing doesn’t fall any time soon.

[robopriest]

Have to...what, murder?

[He gives the other a curious look, trying to understand.]

[uhhhmagic]

I guess. If I—- I’m not gonna forget her again. I already had to do it once. I don’t want to do it again.

[Just. Sitting down on a bench somewhere. it’s fine.]

[robopriest]

[He just stands in front of Taako, perplexed. What is he talking about?]

Forget...who? [He asks, then pauses. Her, as in...] Forget Lup?

[uhhhmagic]

[Making that pointing motion and click with his tongue in a “you got it” gesture.]

It was a whole deal. And I was working on fixing the deal? And now we’re here. So. Fuck.

[robopriest]

[He forgot Lup before, and now they're here, and..........it could happen all over again.]

[And as far as he remembers, she forgot her friends, didn't she...?]

[He glances down, his mouth twisting into a frown.]

...I'm sorry. I can't imagine how hard it is to deal with that all over again.

[uhhhmagic]

Oh, don’t do that. The sad face. Everyone I even mention it to makes that face and it’s way worse!

[Snorting a laugh and then taking another drink.]

I’m just deep in my shit. Don’t worry about it. Look, things have a way of turning up Taako - don’t discount the luck factor.

[robopriest]

...

[He folds his arms.]

If you say so. ["Don't worry about it", he says. Hm.] But suffering by yourself isn't the way to go, though.

[uhhhmagic]

I’m not suffering by myself, my friend is here with me.

[Gesturing. To the bottle? Wow. Burn.]

[robopriest]

[...]

[Just going to pick up the bottle and give it a swig.]

So much for your friend. He likes to spend time with others, too.

[uhhhmagic]

[binch]

Why would I— [losing? it?] Why would I care! What is this relationship I have with this bottle? We’re not exclusive!

[robopriest]

Okay, more for me, then.

[>8I]

[Taking another swig.]

[uhhhmagic]

[ . . . ]

[reaching over to zap him in the face]

[robopriest]

[jokes on YOU he's metal so the shock that taako feels will be like three times as bad!! YOU'RE WELCOME!!]

[he IS going to let out a yelp of pain and just drop the bottle and collapse so. probably worth it?]

[uhhhmagic]

[ALSO YELPING AND FALLING ON HIS ASS

this backfired]

Jesus fuck— I forgot about conductors! Shit!

[robopriest]

[JUST LETTING OUT A GROAN]

You're! Just like your sister!

[give him a moment this will take a bit to recover from]