PC: PUSHUP GOD DUDE

[uhhhmagic]

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WEEK 0 - FRIDAY

[uhhhmagic]

[sup god dude where you hangin out

Taako is just sidling on over if he spots him, humming to himself.]

So, what's the godly take on all this? Surprise death in the idyllic town. Feels a bit Fantasy Agatha Cristie to me, just saying.

[robopriest]

It does feel like Agatha Christie, doesn't it? Murder in a sleepy town...though I don't think she would've appreciated all the nonsense about nova.

[Poirot hunting down memory stuff, in MY Agatha Christie novel? Anyways, Hansa is just hanging out on a bench near the train station. He looks kind of exhausted.]

There's no godly take, though. Death is death. If it was a murder, then this makes it even more heinous.

week 0 post trial

[robopriest]

[Kitchen time. His headache from his whole caffeine withdrawal has gone down, some, thank god, but now he feels he needs something sweet. This is just a lot to deal with, all at once, and a cute little pastry sounds like a bit of a reprieve from that mess.]

[When he hears someone come in, he turns, holding up a wrapped pastry he found in one of the cabinets.]

Come in. Want a danish?

[uhhhmagic]

Pre-packaged? Uh. Absolutely not, no. Actually you should throw that away too. Nasty shit.

[THat seems to goad Taako into actually moving though, pushing past him to get to the freezer.]

I made some dough earlier, I could do something halfway decent . . .

w1 post trial

[robopriest]

[He's wandering into the cafeteria to get something. What, he doesn't know. A snack, maybe?]

[And ah, of course. Taako is here. He stops, blinks, and then just shakes his head.]

Don't suppose you can bake something up to fix this mess, huh.

[uhhhmagic]

I am incredibly good, but I don't think quite that good.

[ . . . Moving to start pulling things out of cabinets.]

Jalapeno cheddar biscuits, right?

week 1 post execution

[robopriest]

[He's actually curious about the garden, especially since the girls had that kind of effect before the trial when they woke up here, and....ah. There's an Elf here.]

[He raises his hand in greeting.]

Oh, Taako. What are you doing here? Admiring the scenery?

[uhhhmagic]

[The answer might be more obvious when he gets closer, if his nose is not mechanized. Smokin' weed. Looking up when he comes in, lazily raising a hand back.]

Chillin'.

WEEK 2 - TUESDAY

[uhhhmagic]

[If Hansa wanders into the pub at any point, Taako is just hanging out in his pirate outfit . . . Pretending he's got an ass to show off. Sad!

Anyway, he'll wave if he sees Hansa.]

Mm, do you even drink?

[robopriest]

[Hansa is dressed up in an outfit of his own, looking up and down Taako as he comes over. Its definitely ambitious, he'll give him that.]

Hey, Taako. [And a nod.] I do, occasionally. Why, looking for someone to join you?

week 2 post trial

[robopriest]

[In the end...they still didn't find Raven's murderer, did they?]

[Hansa stops by the pub, anyways. He only saw this in a blanket fort-addled mind before. Maybe there was something he missed. Probably not. Shima was the reason this was all messed up, anyways.]

[He's surprised, when he steps inside, that he's not alone.]

Huh? Taako? What are you doing here?

[uhhhmagic]

Only place to drink, right?

[god. bad.]

WEEK 3 - THURSDAY

[uhhhmagic]

[Hey. If Hansa wanders into the clothing store, Taako is mostly propped up on a big pile of Kigus, pretty wrapped up, but he does wave a hand when Hansa comes into view.]

Am I getting my last rights?

[robopriest]

Your last rights of...what?

[Says Hansa, honestly confused. He's just standing here, and hey, he has his cat at his side. Hello, cat.]

Is everything okay, Taako?

WEEK 3 - POST TRIAL

[uhhhmagic]

[Well

Limping over here to his room, knocking on the door.]

Hey.

I didn't bring snacks or anything. Can't really cook right now.

[robopriest]

I get it.

[He just opens the door. He looks so tired.]

...Do you want to come in?

week 4, wednesday morning

[robopriest]

[Well, aren't these bubbles troublesome? Hansa is grumbling as he tries to avoid them, twisting out of the way of them, before he suddenly turns - right into you!]

Oh! Oh, sorry, I-

[And then a bubble pops against you - and a memory suddenly appears, featuring a boy with a characteristic mole under his left eye that might seem familiar...]

[And when that's done, Hansa just lets out a groan.]

...Really?

[uhhhmagic]

Oh. Feral childhood? Yeah, yeah, don’t we all have ‘em?

[He seems fairly chill about this very sad childhood memory, but only because Hansa seems to me? Matching his energy on this one.]

WEEK 5 - POST INVEST

[uhhhmagic]

[Hi Hansa. Taako's just pacing the town for now! He's deposited Lup somewhere to stretch his legs for a few minutes. Looking a little lost in thought.]

[robopriest]

[Here's a...somewhat glittery eyepatch man? He's dried out for the most part, but haha, glitter is going to take a while to remove. He raises a hand to wave at the elf.]

Hey. [His voice is...tired.] What are you doing walking around here?

week 5 post execution

[robopriest]

[He's just strolling through the inn, wolf at his heels, and...oh!]

[He gives the elf a wave.]

Good day today, huh?

[uhhhmagic]

Sure! Yeah!

[ . . .]

Apart from the poisoning.

WEEK 6 - SUNDAY

[uhhhmagic]

[Hi. Taako's just wandering around the ruined (? i think it's still ruined. I should know this by now) Boardwalk, just. Yeeting eggs as hard as he can. Madzone.]

[robopriest]

[An egg hits a nearby stall.]

[Hansa pokes his head out. He's got a corn dog between his teeth and just looks? Sort of confused? That is, before he pulls his corn dog out from his mouth and just looks incredibly disgruntled.]

...What do you want.

W7 - SATURDAY

[uhhhmagic]

[hey Hansa. If you come into the kitchen at the right time, Taako seems to be just finishing up a cake! Putting little decorations on the side with a piping bag. He seems very concentrated.]

[robopriest]

...Someone's birthday?

[Says Hansa, somehow smiling despite...everything glitching. Its fine. Everything is fine.]