PC: PUSHUP GOD DUDE

[uhhhmagic]

gimme a minute i'll find a shitpost

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[robopriest]

Brown hair? Like Hajime's?

[Interesting doll...but he just tries to sneak a peek over Taako's shoulder to see what he's referring to.]

[uhhhmagic]

I guess. I didn't inspect it or anything. I didn't know anyone was dead at the time! It was just hair, which is kind of gross.

[Holding up the phone so he can see the picture.]

"Self-sacrifice" is a skill too. Though I wouldn't take that to mean much of anything, dying is one of mine.

[robopriest]

They did say they'd keep the scenes as they were...so maybe its worth checking out again.

[sighs HE IS NOT A DETECTIVE!! but guess he has to be one now]

Oh, those skills? I thought they were just jokes, personally. You think what happened might have involved more than one person, though?

[uhhhmagic]

Hey-- some of mine are true. For example, I've very good at, uhhh, magic.

[Tapping his chin.]

Not a dan-dang clue on that one, homie.

[robopriest]

[glances at taako's username....of course]

You're very good at detective work, aren't you. [Ever so dryly.] But besides Pikachu, none of us are. I just hope more brains are better than one.

[uhhhmagic]

I didn't know there was a friggin' mystery that needed solving yet, did I?

[GOD.]

[robopriest]

[...............................]

[He just. Puts a hand over his eye and lets out a low groan.]

Honestly, you saying that just makes my headache worse. Thanks.

[uhhhmagic]

Yeah, well, welcome to the club, my man, nice to have you.

[Harumph.]

And for the record, my mystery solving record is actually not terrible. I mean, sure, there were some assists in there, but once you find the right person to blast, I'm your elf.

[robopriest]

Thanks, I didn't want this membership, but guess I have to live with it.

[Ughhhhhh]

Right person to blast? [He lowers his hand, looking over at Taako.] What kind of spells do you know? Since you know...."uhhh, magic".

[uhhhmagic]

Oh, like all the good ones. Magic Missile, Charm Person, Polymorph, Astral Projection, True Seeing, Irresistible Dance, Phantom Steed, Control Weather, Weird. You know. The greatest hits.

[He seems excited to talk about magic again, though, deflates a little when he remembers he's nerfed.]

By the way, normally I'm like, beyond belief stunning, but without my magic I got a cursed face.

[robopriest]

...You mages have some weird names for the stuff you do. Like...one's literally called "Weird"?

[He knows Taako isn't like the mages where he comes from, but still. Seems like that's a common trait.]

[And he just. Stares at Taako.]

You look just fine. Cheer up. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, something like that.

[uhhhmagic]

Yeah! It's weird how it summons your worst fear and psychically damages you with visions of your implacable nightmares.

[It's a fun spell. Anyway, Taako looks insanely smug at that, pretty much just wiggling in his seat. It was barely a compliment.]

Better than fine, but thanks!

[robopriest]

Oh! How nice.

[y i k e s]

Yes, yes. Much better than fine. [His head might be pounding, but at least Taako's extremely dumb wriggling is making him smile.] Don't let it get to your head, there.